Cognitive Test Political Satire Tee
Meet the world's scariest clown, who's passed every test. A heavyweight, garment-dyed cotton tee that wears in soft and comfortable with every wash. The relaxed silhouette and tubular knit give it a clean, lived-in look—no side seams, just smooth lines. The printed design shows a sharply dressed figure holding a red balloon and a speech bubble that reads “I’ve ace eleventy-seven cognitive tests,” lending a tongue-in-cheek, satirical edge. It slips easily into casual wardrobes for people who like humor with bite—pair it with jeans, a worn jacket, or layered under an open flannel for weekend wandering or low-key meetups. The sewn-in label and double-needle stitching mean this shirt is built to last, while the garment-dye process adds a soft, vintage touch to the color. Available in many sizes and hues, it’s a relaxed statement piece that feels familiar the moment you put it on.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz/yd²) with relaxed fit
- Garment-dyed for soft color and vintage texture
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitching for durability
- Sizes S–4XL available; pre-shrunk with sewn-in label
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Garment-dyed fabric
The garment is dyed after it's been constructed, giving it a soft color and texture
100% Cotton
100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort.
S to 4XL
Available in multiple sizes from S to 4XL (select partners) so your customers can find the perfect fit. Consult with our Comfort Colors 1717 size chart for all available sizes.
Double-needle stitching on all seams
The garment is sewn around the finished edges with double stitching, making it long-lasting
Without side seams
The Comfort Colors 1717 tee is knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Country of origin
Made in Honduras
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.
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